I' m writing these lines(lions?!), from inside the mouth of the Lion's Den and I' m wondering how exactly did Daniel escape? Might he have submitted his project in honour of that moment, and suddenly discovered he was free? I'm expecting to experience the same elation in 48hours.

In which case, the thought has struck my sensitive nervous system, that maybe the synonymity of lion and courage is rooted in how Daniel himself confronted the roaring beasts and has nothing at all to do with lions being intimidating creatures? Role reversal indeed. Let' s award them the glory.

Anyway, I've immersed myself in Lion world since I was inspired about fourteen days ago but I've been in such a state of inspiration that I haven't actually had the capacity to execute my plan. I think this might be a newly recognised medical condition that specifically effects female 29year old senior infant primary school teachers with fake brown hair and it's called canyoupleasegetyourarseingearnowandstopfaffingabout.